After a prolonged bout of stage 4 cottonmouth, Lil Carne Seca is in need of extensive dental work to repair months of having like, no spit. Elder homie, H2Og, arguably our crew’s most hydrated toker, tried to warn Lil Carne Seca, but he wouldn’t listen. H2Og is quoted as saying, “Eee now that fool is going to need a GoFundMe.”
As of press time, no one cared enough to set up the campaign, but the crew decided they’ll do it, “after this last joint.”
We’ll update as we get more information. Thoughts and prayers to the homie Lil Carne Seca. We told you, a.