Local White Woman Cries Coyote

Lots of blame going around after a scene broke out over who has the right to park in the lot across from the Jack in Box in Peñasco. 

Ms. Smith who lives next to the lot feels her privacy will is being violated by the car club who gathers in the lot on weekends.

Local cholo, Lil Sleeper, says, "this woman siempre esta llorando. She cries coyote every time we tell her to stop harassing us, calling her Karen. Listen mujer, you may be half white, but that has nothing to do with it. You're just an entitled bitch."

While we at Zia Sopapilla do not condone Mr. Lil Sleeper's language and sentiment towards the 1/2 gringa, we feel that the lot in Peñasco is owned by the people of that city. Well, we were wrong and it's own by Marty Roybal who says the car club can stay, but for a price. 

Ms. Smith, still angry at the prospect of having the car club gathering next to her adobe mansion, stated that the city is just racist against white people. They have no idea I'm only half white and that I should have 1/2 a say in this matter.

The car club, who wants to remain anonymous, blames the city for even letting this become and issue. Many argue that Mr. Roybal and Ms. Smith have never had problems with the lot before. It wasn't until the car club showed up. If anything, Mr. Lil Sleeper believes the blame is with Ms. Smith and her dislike of the cholo cultura. "She may be one of us deep down, be her behavior says, no way Jose." 

We contacted this Jose person and he said, "Leave me out of this." We did.